How Is It That A Dawg Can Tawk?
I get asked this question a LOT!
Ok so people are too polite to say it straight to my face and accuse me of really being a Hyumi pretending to be a Dawg. I don't see many expressions of open incredulity that Animals can have feelings and communicate as well. Nobody really sez to me in the comments "GTFO! Animals don't communicate Dawg, that's a load of hogwashed bullshit".
No, you Hyumis are too well brought up for that innit?
But then I am Animal. As such I have access to additional information that goes beyond those five senses that are paid so much attention to in this limited dimension.
I understand that many of you consider it to be a quaint, fairyTAIL notion that a Dawg can actually tawk.
Chuckle...that's like sooooo primitive it's not even medieval! Excuse me a sec while I......
Hyumi, I've Got News For You
We animals CAN communicate yo and we do it all the woofin' time!
But that simple statement of fact won't cut the mustard with ya huh?
I know!
Therefore, what I'm gona do is link some vids which will give you a basic idea of what animal communication can look like. I know that many of you live with animals yourselves and that you love them to bits when you get round to giving 'em attention. Perhaps some of you have raised your level of communication above kitchy-koo and other such general infantilisations. Perhaps some of you have transcended the state of mind that animals are here solely for your pleasure and service: to be bred, caged, trained and eventually slaughtered!
Perhaps many of you tawk to your animals, treat them as equals and occasionally even let them babysit the kids or drive the car....wey hey and right on!
In any case, I imagine that most of you have at some point wondered WTF an animal might be thinking or feeling. Right?
Check Out Some Of The Anecdotal Evidence
To get started with a lil' glimpse into the Whats and the Hows of animal communication, check out this 13 min clip of Anna Breydenback talking to a Powerful Black Panther. The video has been extracted from a 1 hour documentary called The Woman Who Can Talk To Animals. The Panther - Diabolo - is so woofed-off with Hyumis he doesn't want any more to do with them. See what happens next.
Hilariously, Anna was asked by some local council dudes in South Africa or Australia to check in with the Great White Sharks who had been hanging around the local bays. Her task was to ask them why they were in these shallow coastal waters and what was up with all the scary JAWs stuff anyway. The 14 min clip below relates how that went.
If after all the above you are still with me, bravo, that's like a really good lil' Hyumi Bean and I'd like to leave you with a 50-min French documentary which is dubbed into English. The camera follows an animal communicator around, including to places where animal communication is studied by sceptical scientists.
I hope you are beginning to see by now what is actually possible. Just coz a bunch of folk managed to convince another bunch of folk that magical shit like this doesn't happen doesn't mean that it doesn't happen or that YOU can't do it too!
Bibliography And Suggested Reading
- Learning Their Language: Intuitive Communication with Animals and Nature by Martha Williams
- Dogs Never Lie About Love by Jeffrey Moussaieff Masson
- The Tao Of Woof by Dawg
unfortunately a translation of this timeless masterpiece is not currently available in any known Hyumi language. In fact @samsmith1971 is presently the only Hyumi to have obtained an old Bark Tablet which is required in order to access the dawgnet so that one can view the book itself. She also has in her possession a voucher which is valid for one single download of the TOW from the dawgnet. If you are keen to investigate further I suggest you try and become pals with her but also bear in mind that the translation will not be available to download for a long long time. @calumam is another Hyumi who might be able to assist coz he has a copy of The Tau Of Wu, an earlier and ultimately unsuccessful attempt to translate the Tao Of Woof.