Look at those deep black eyes. He looks like he's wearing kawaii contact lenses and it looks good on him. Where did he get it? Taobao.com?
Oh I just found out Taobao accepts bitcoin Hahaha! #outdated
Anyhow back to this leopard gecko, I think he is a Mack Snow if I'm not mistaken. I have never seen any gecko with patterns like his.
He looks like the lovechild of an oreo milkshake and silicone.
And this oreo-milkshake-silicone gecko thing costs RM1200. That's $306 in USD for one lizard, guys.