The First Sea Turtle of The Apocalypse

In my previous shitpost of memes no one likes, I revealed the prophecy of the Sea Turtles of the Apocalypse - An Apocalypse Fan-Fiction series!
Featuring: all the characters, that ignite a nuclear buttfire with the power of 1000 suns, on social media.

To Recap

"The Prohecy of the First Sea Turtle of the Apocalypse" Foretold:

The First Sea Turtle Went Forth to Destroy Chick-Fil-A and Hobby Lobby

The Prophecy hast been fullfilled!

Stay tuned in to the edge of your seat! More adventure awaits!!!
There are 5 more seat turtles of apocalypsing! They are very angry you took their plastic straws! Oh noes! Look out humanity is in great danger!
The Groaning of Destiny Awaits you!

I feel like something clever belongs in this area of the post 🤷‍♂

Anti-climatic end of post