Reciting and rewriting the alphabet in an intoxicated state

So Ive heard that when you get pulled over for drunk driving that sometimes you are asked to recite the alphabet backwards, it doesn't seem very difficult to turn away from the officer and say the alphabet.
Maybe take it up a notch, maybe have them write it out, well....maybe you would end up with something like this if you did.

I peered over the couch one evening in a state of inebriation if you will, the carpet seemed to look like letters stacked on top of each other as deep as one could imagine. I took out a pen and did my best rendition of it. its all there, I can assure you.