Welcome to my greatest post ever!

Tadah!
I made that! All by myself!
What's left for me to say?
The more I talk, the worse it gets.
Watch
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See!
Conclusion
This is an art post!
It's a combination of dark, twisted humor and imagery; along with the intentionally deranged mishandling of a well-known English idiom.
Fun fact: I might be the first human to say, "Lying around like a chicken with its body cut off." That makes this post incredibly valuable to the human species. You heard it here, first.
And now you know why this exists.
Have a nice day!

