Because it very well may be the case that the #Asshole #Token will be the #cryptocurrency of the future!
The #Romans said Money don't stink Pecunia non olet (some interesting history for this saying)
when money came out of urine taxation, and here we are, almost 2000 years later, about to conquer the world with the #Ass token.
Personally, My #ass is staked for at least a year, and hopefully some growth both in ass value, and in ass staking rewards..
Why would it grow in value?
Well I know some tokens aren't good for shit, but the asshole token?
IS GOOD FOR SHIT.
Just think about all the use cases on the #Steem network!
Could it be the key to get some steam out of Steem?