Lola and Chuck were prancing through a field of lovely red flowers. They just had won the powerball and were ready to build a very edgy house. The architect for it was soooooooooo handsome. Lola was all like, "Chuck, what a super handsome man to build our mansion with a bunker. Chucks loins burned with desire because he loved symmetry and he loved really sexy angles. "Our mansion will be the envy of everyone in the town and we can throw big fancy parties for allll the super handsome and rich new friends who will magically appear." Lola was all like, "Wow, everyone will love me and my super sexy new high heels that are made from real endangered animal. " Lola was asking for the vengeance and fury of the justice for the drop bear that died for her vanity and wretched ways!
giphy/ Here is some handsome and steeming hot words.....oh yeah baby
The Architect had given them to her because she had really good feet. He loved feet. The Architect loved Chuck even more because of their mutual love of anal retentive house design. Then PETA showed up and kicked her ass, afterwards they all had sex...the end
this model was later found having been made into a trench coat for her transgressions! giphy