Another week, another rotten sandwich. :)
I had no idea that the rotten sandwich story challenge would be so popular. I think this week more people participated than in any other week. Thank you to everyone who wrote a story, there were so many good ones, it was very difficult to pick winners.
I have a special place in my heart for comedy and absurdity, and you can see that the winning stories contained something ridiculous.
FIRST PLACE: @chekohler 3 STEEM
@chekohler’s entry wasn’t as long as others, but it was this one line that sent me over the edge, in hysterics, and propelled his entry to #1:
“But she was bland and had no flavour
She was about as appetizing as borat in a green bather”
image credit: https://pagesix.com/2016/05/04/who-wore-it-better-britney-or-borat/
Winning entry:
SECOND PLACE: @emergehealthier 2 STEEM
The idea of a “sandwich revolution” was indeed hysterical.
“The Injustice of it all, really spiked my gall. I resolve to become human and start a sandwich revolution. I would become the savior of sandwich flavor.”
Winning entry:
THIRD PLACE: @mimismartypants & @yonilkar 1 STEEM EACH
“Rodney was rotting!! This lead to this Sandwich man living a life of isolation. He communicated mainly online and got into trading cryptos to make ends meet. And then one day, he discovered a platform called steemit. here Rodney could be anything he liked, noone had to know he smelled of mouldy cheese, thank the gods they never chose a tuna mayo to bet on. He started blogging and learning and meeting new peeps. And he met Stella, quirky creative Stella.”
Winning entry:
https://steemit.com/bananaprogram/@mimismartypants/banana-program-week-6--entry-jq6yviho
“I hope this sandwich that is gone, because is in the trash for be rotten never comes back as a human and eats me. Bananas can write well but not draw well, this my drawing for my dear friends but I think the sandwich wants to eat me. -I want to be human, I am Sandboy-.”
Winning entry:
https://steemit.com/bananaprogram/@yonilkar/the-store-story-nacxirvt
HONORABLE MENTIONS
https://steemit.com/bananaprogram/@ettydiallova/naughty-bow-and-rotten-sandwich-fhacrjue
https://steemit.com/partiko/@ucizahra/my-name-is-sandyw-banana-program-week-6-gfvtv7nr
https://steemit.com/bananaprogram/@sarah-lugo/bananaprogram-week-6-challenge-bread-warrior-elmepjcq
https://steemit.com/bananaprogram/@tamim45/my-entry-to-banana-program-week-6-uhq355og
https://steemit.com/bananaprogram/@billal133/the-rotten-sandwich--banana-program-gf3swczw
Week 7 tasks will be announced soon, stay tuned and thank you for all those amazing submissions. I had a tough time deciding this week. Remember, the deadline is Monday at 12 midnight CST USA time. The Banana Program will run for 7 weeks, so this is the last week for Banana Program! Banana Program will morph into MAKECRAZY, so be on the lookout for that.
What is Banana Program? Banana Program rewards people who do social and creative and/or weird tasks.
Banana Program was inspired by the Partiko app and is unofficially sponsored by the @stupid account.
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Congratulations to all the winners!
Stay Weird,
Stellabelle