Wen a white man creates a phone and you video chat
with your brother you call it technology but when
your Grandmother in the village use a mirror to see
you in your house in Lagos, you call it witchcraft. It's
about time we value our Nigerian products. In Africa we don't need CCTV cameras, the neighbours
are enough . if you think i'm lying bring your girlfriend at home
when your wife is not around and see Am done with Nigerian movies, how can a native
doctor say, the charm will work in Jesus name.... Guys!
Best way to propose to a girl
Take her in a boat to the middle of the river and say "
Chiamaka marry me or leave my boat.
Wisdom na my baptismal name Toothpicks were missing in the house,
then my Mother asked our maid, and
she was like: it's not me, even when I use I put them back Some African Parents will be like 'I will not place
Curse on you, but whatever you do to me your
children will do you same. Is this one a proclamation
or a Declaration??? Everyone has a right to be Foolish but some Idiots use
it Stupidly.
Teacher: Mention 10wild animals
Student: 5lions. 5tigers. . . . . . My school teacher taught me most of the Lies I tell
today, she would tell me to write a letter to my Uncle
abroad when she knows my Uncle is in the Village. My mom entered my room and saw me asleep. She
held my head, slapped me and said to me "Your last
seen on Whatsapp was 1minute ago, stand up and go
buy me bread" Some people don't have the Spirit of Forgiveness at all,
How can u sweep your room and use ur Ex' Picture as
parker??? No one is more Respectful than a person who wants
to borrow money from u....... He can even greet ur dog
.....
Hello Bingo how are u?