Don't tell your wife you went all in into cryptocurrencies. Just stay cool and say you are crying because you remembered last scene of Titanic. She will become suspicious though when you mysteriously poop your pants because of recent market dumps. Just stay cool.
Trading this monster called Bitcoin is no easy task, it can go 1000-2000$ up or down in 10h. Your long or short positions would get rekt in an instant and suddenly you're poor. People are mostly bullish on Bitcoin, but the market isn't, we're in a massive downtrend since those highs of 19k. Pro charters and traders will say buy now buy now, sure, take some short term profits, but this is a bear town in my eyes.
Case in point, just as I was writing this, btc recovered 400$ and then it dumped again. That is how insane this whole market is, every other altcoin must stand there and watch it's dollar value bleed out. These are crypto cycles and they are just like seasons, right now we're in deep into winter season. Stay warm.