That moment when you realize you can corner the cryptocurrency market. I am surprised that someone else didn't think of this first! Remember, there are conspiracies everywhere. I always check for oligarchs under my bed every night!

The source image for this caricature of Jamie Dimon is a Creative Commons licensed photo from the World Economic Forum' Flickr photostream The background is a Creative Commons image available via Wikimedia.
Just a little conspiracy humor after the FUD! Hope you had a laugh.
I did a little modification of the original caricature using Gimp.
Do not forget to hug someone today. Better for you than the one you hug. I guarantee it!