The wealth and power of owning all the Bitcoin in the galaxy was actually the secret I was planning to reveal to Anakin. but...FUCK IT...I'm wayyy too greedy for that shit lol. So I told him about my old master Darth Plagueis instead.
Plus, I've got to admit, he gets paid a pretty fair salary as my intern anyway. Besides I need that whiny little brat to do all my dirty laundry and there's no way he'll be able to stay focused while thinking about all those coins. Coins that are so vastly superior to galactic credz. Although part of me feels like he deserves a raise I mean Fuck...this guy takes ambition to a whole other level. Killing younglings? I mean WTF I said kill all the JEDI in the temple not FUCKING CHILDREN!
Shit...this guy might actually be criminally insane...
but I'm getting distracted. Back to my point...Vader does in fact need a raise plus his birthday is coming up...maybe I should get him something nice. I did see some pretty cool looking all black power armor back on Coruscant. hmm...perhaps in due time...lol.