Let's say there is a common Korean girl named Hyun. Hyun is 23 years old and just graduated from college a while ago. She has got herself a common job in a common company in Seoul. It ain't easy at all. She studied hard in a second-tier college and got good grades. Been to dozens of interviews to finally get herself a place in this prosperous and bustling capital city. She earned it. She started working diligently and she cherished her job.
話說有個韓國女孩叫Hyun，她就是個很平凡的韓國女生。現在23歲，剛從學校畢業，在首爾一間小公司找了個工作。這也不容易，她在一所二流大學念的書，很努力上進，畢業後努力再努力地面試了數十個工作，終於被她在首爾這繁華的首都找到一份工作。她上班後兢兢業業，非常珍惜這機會。
How could she know anything crypto? No way. Then explain why she is here with us now, on a blockchain social media. Hyun! where are you? come out and say hi! Okay, don't wait for her. Let me tell you why.
她不可能知道什麼加密貨幣的吧？不可能。太過遙遠。那說說看，為什麼她現在已經在這平台註冊了？Hyun！你在哪裡？出來打個招呼吧！？喔，不等她了。讓我告訴你吧。
Hyun is just like any other Koreans in her age. She enjoys making herself attractive and she, like millions of young girls around the globe, enjoys the feeling of falling in love with (aka being a fan of) some Korean Pop (aka K-Pop) boy groups... Reasonable? Let's continue ...
Hyun就像是所有年輕韓國女孩一樣，喜歡把自己打扮得美美的，也跟全球百萬計的粉絲一樣，都有喜歡的韓國男孩團體。這很平常吧？繼續說下去...
One day, she was searching for contact lenses that her friend recommended. She googled EOS.
有一天，她朋友推薦了一款隱形眼鏡給她，她想找找，去Google了這牌子，EOS。她沒找到下面這個。
Instead of this,
She found this.
"What the... " She thought. "I don't want the black color!".
But she finished reading it and felt as if she'd found alien species.
卻找到這個。「搞什麼！這是什麼鬼？我鼻要黑色！」不過她像是看到外星生物一般，好奇地把網站給讀了一遍。
Then the next day, she though she should check on her dear hubbies so she googled again for their twitter. This time BTS.
第二天，她想去看看她"老公們"的最新動態，想找它們的twitter，她又Google了，這次關鍵字是BTS。她沒找到下面這個。
Instead of this,
She found this.
"What the... " She thought. "I don't know any investment!".
But she finished reading it and felt as if she'd found some gangster lingo site but she loved it.
卻找到這個。「搞什麼！這是什麼鬼？我又不懂股票」不過她像是看到黑幫密語錄一樣，把網站給讀了一輪。
So the story went on when the boyfriend of her neighbor's cousin told her about Steemit two months ago. She googled it again and found out - holy shit! they are all connected!
"I am so gonna join!!" She shouted.
There you go. BAM!! Hyun is here now. I don't know her name. But everyone can be Hyun.
故事繼續。當有一天，2個月前，她鄰居的表姊的男友告訴她關於Steemit，她又去Google了－天啊！他們統統都有關係啊！「那我死也要加入啊！」她大叫。
是囉！這就是Hyun加入的故事。我不知道她選的帳號，人人都可以是Hyun。
Once she becomes crypto, there is no turning back. Thanks to contact lenses and K-Pop.
一旦你進入了加密世界，你就再也離不開了。這都要感謝隱形眼鏡跟韓國男團。
By the way, the story explains this too. :)
Thank God finally I can get it out of my chest. I have never seen anyone talking about the K-pop BTS and Bitshares. FYI, @stellebella wrote one funny EOS post, and @ats-david mentioned about the Canon EOS here. That's about it. Hope you enjoy my story. Oops, sorry. Hyun's story. :D
終於把這梗給說完了，心裡舒服一點。以前從沒看過有人提過Bitshares跟防彈少年團的同英文縮寫，人家可是佔據Google搜尋榜的。社區裡曾經有過關於EOS的趣味文章包括這篇以及那篇的回帖。說完了。希望你覺得這Hyun的韓國女孩故事有點趣味。那我這3小時就不算不花了！:D
image credits - from respective links and last one from pixabay