Hurry! Hurry Up!!
Run! Run! Hurry up! Don't waste any time and hurry up to bid on what will be the best investment of your whole life. The irresistible deal, the most incredible bargain that you can get on Black Friday 2024 and you won't find in any other place throughout the entire world. This amazing and surprising product comes with a ton of unsuspected freebies and priceless hidden gems that will blow your mind and you won't believe it.
At this moment with unbeatable discounts of up to 70% off its priceless real value. ¿What are you waiting for? Immediately become into the proud owner of one of the most ancient, authentic, resilient, honorable and valuable accounts on the Hive blockchain. With an inestimable value that can never be entirely determined. This is the Hive account with which every conscious and genuine Hive user would aspire to have and would wish to have in order to earn the respect from everyone in the chain. For its legendary authenticity, sincerity, seriousness and an incomparable sense of humor to always tell the truth. ¡Don't think about it any longer and act now!
¿Is there by chance anything more valuable than this to buy on Black Friday?
Oh, yeah, I forgot to tell you. What is for sale is this, my personal account on the Hive blockchain. The account of the fearsome and legendary pink Cranky Gandalf under the pseudonym of Por500Bolos. Who with his always well-shaven tongue has never been afraid to face Moors and Christians. Who will always tell you the truth as he sees it and will never submit to absurd and petty interests. The one who will always try to open your mind and make you aware of what you need to be aware of.
These extraordinary and rare virtues and hard to find attributes you can't and won't find them in any other Hive account or anywhere else in the world. Because in a world full of liars, flatterers, hypocrites, bootlickers, docile slaves and childish and capricious little toddlers. This requires of a lot of patience, integrity, honesty, authenticity, courage, stoicism and fidelity to strong ethical principles that are well above to any attempt to fall victim of bribery, aggression, abuse and stupidity to which you may be exposed over the long period of more than eight years.
So, buckle up bidders!
Yeah, this invaluable and unique Hive account has been delivered and placed in the hands of Sotheby's Auction House to be auctioned. Because no matter how much Black Friday it is today, we are fully aware that the true value of this highly coveted account could easily reach several million dollars due to the anticipated and very fierce competition among the eager bidders there. Well, maybe only the smartest ones.
And that's why we have also displayed and attached this Hive account to the wall of the main hall of Sotheby's Auction House with transparent duct tape emulating to the most expensive piece of art ever acquired at that auction house. And because both, I and the auctioneers at Sotheby's, we are absolutely convinced that the record of $6.2M bucks for a piece of art will be surpassed and they will take a very large, fat and juicy commission for their work without any further effort. ¿Who gives more?
And that's also why we have decided to set the initial auction value of this priceless Hive account at only $12.740,00 bucks. Yeah, because we also want to set a record for the asset that was held up for auction for the longest time in history until it was finally acquired by a wise, visionary and wealthy investor once it surpassed the offer of more than six and a half million dollars. ¿What are you waiting for? Join the fight! 
«««-$-»»»
"Follows, Comments, Rehives & Upvotes will be highly appreciated"
