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It's officially the 14th of February, as far as my timezone goes. Hive is a blockchain engine that powers multiple social networking sites where people meet from all corners of the world.
Given that, I am not particularly sure about your current date and time as of this publication.
But no matter where you are right now I'm pretty sure you're familiar with or have heard at some point in your life the word valentines. So cheesy!
Valentine's Day as Tradition
It has been a longstanding tradition from where I am to celebrate this particular occasion once a year, and every celebration is bloody devastating below the belt. Far more brutal than the recent cryptocurrency market crash. Yes, horrifying indeed!
Now let's cut to the chase and forget about my bombastic distractions for a moment. Yeah, I am a literary magician sometimes.
Most of our heartaches spring from a failed romance. Some of these are broken relationships that are irreversible.
And when I say irreversible I'm referring to the kind of mess that could no longer be fixed.
Love Will Make You Cry
Oh shit! One example is when you caught your ever-dearest sweetheart doing the actual deed of heavenly betrayal before your naked eyes, and right there in an instance, your tears began to fall. Huhuhu
But what if your partner is clever enough to act in full incognito mode? Thus, capable of disposing off all of the dirty footprints.
Your last chance of uncovering the unpalatable truth is dying in vain.
How to Decentralize Sex
The possibility of reading people's minds is mind-blowing but the tech is yet to be seen.
But wouldn't it be great if in the meantime we will harness the immutability of blockchain ledger to decentralize sexual intercourse?
This would supplement, or the other way around, to the already existing blockchain-based app dealing with sexual consent to be agreed on by both parties in a form of a smart contract.
Implementing this would require technical collaboration with cutting edge health professionals in the creation of a medical kit that would determine the microbiological status of a person's genitals before and after sex.
Calibration Tools
This may include, but not limited to: optical scanner for penis and vaginal integrity, thermometer, fluid tester, and other methods of gathering minuscule data whichever the most efficient and accurate.
From there, the job of blockchain experts, like Dan Larimer, is to develop an application that would enable users to upload encrypted data as simple as scanning a QR code.
Hooray! Every sex act will now be timestamped and recorded on a blockchain.
So the next time you make love with your romantic partner, the first thing you will have to do is calibrate to check whether the previous data was intact or tampered with.
This is the Epitome of a Trustless Relationship
No more heartaches, or at least your pain will now be instantly brought to justice. No more hide and seek game because the truth reveals itself the moment you synchronize the latest data to the blockchain.
PLEASE NOTE: I am aware this may not have a remarkable impact on everyone considering our significant cultural differences.
What some cultures value as gold or diamond might just be grains of sand for others, as in the case of a polygamous society.
That being said, the potential for this to revolutionize marriage, sex, and relationship is unprecedented.
Speed Really Matters
The Solana architecture—being built from the ground up with scalability in mind—has all that it takes to deliver this project proposal seamlessly, and the need for a lightning-fast blockchain network is of utmost importance.
Sure, we do have some level of tolerance to wait for our Ethereum and Bitcoin transactions to be included in six confirmation blocks. I'm not sure if the same thing can be said when it comes to sex.
