Blockchain Tech Conspiracy Contest:
(this is for fun)
Satoshi is an anagram of hostias, latin for communion bread. Nakamoto, an otherwise unassuming Japanese surname, is inspired by Tominga Nakamoto, a 16th century atheist philosopher in Japan.
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Satoshi, then, is a play on the Catholic tradition of communion. BTC is both the body of Christ (as money is God) as well as an atheist mercantilist. The idea here is that using BTC is akin to joining the Catholic theology. It’s baptismal, in that there’s an absolute difference in state between before and after the advent of BTC. Just as there's an absolute difference between before and after accepting Christ (a saving of the soul). Only with BTC, what is 'saved' is your place within the new world order.
The atheistic aspect refers to the absence of divine ideologies, whether religious or political. BTC is intended to usher in a new age, a Nakamoto age, that moves beyond religion and identity.
With BTC, our identities are simply our addresses. No more names, our identity is based on a simple mathematical function, multiplying two incredibly large prime numbers (resulting in a public and private key). We’re already adopting this method, hell, even praising it for ‘anonymity’.
The question then is who are the founders of BTC? As @v4vapid points out, there’s an eerie similarity between the eagle on the cover of The Economist and the Olympics. Though South Korea attests that the drone image was a peace dove, the symbolism is obvious.
With the universal application of blockchain tech comes the united globalist dream. With the falling of nations, nothing will stop capital, embodied in the bourgeois class, from total domination of the populous. They’re so certain of their success that they’re taunting us with the peace dove.
A dove of drones? Imagine that shape flying after you, only each drone is armed with missiles and a machine gun.
Blockchain is simply the logical step for a universal currency under capitalist domination. Bitcoin was just enzyme to an inevitable chemical reaction. It’s a herald for the atheistic communion of a world order with a single god: capital.