So glad to see you again! Thought you'd given up on us here. Congratulations on the new car purchase, and the new shifts! Always remember: you don't have to be the most responsible employee; you just have to not be the guy whipping out his Johnson all over the site.
Sorry to see old Arthur Dent go, but it was time. Cars, like dogs, will tell you when they're ready to go. Still, that bond between person and car is no joke; it's a real thing. My car is probably the one thing I spend the most time with other than my computer.
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