RE: How to succeed in the modern office..... If you can't be gray, be average. Part 1

.....in my misspent youth - I did 2 months in an office - Once.

I was literally woke up, as my head hit the desk that I was supposed to be 'working' at.

The angry boss took me into an office and said 'You're a very bright lad, if you work hard, in 10 years or so, you might have Colins job.
(the guy sat next to me).

I quit there and then.