If you’re a billionaire reading this, congratulations.
You must be very excited to take all that glorious, beautiful money, and put it into crates to ship offshore and hide, far, far, away from America.If you’re anyone else, and you voted for Trump, YOU WON!! Trump became the first president to completely restructure approval ratings.
Trump just gave himself and his billionaire friends a gift of 1/6th of the economy. FUN FACT: That money will come from cutting YOUR social services. So, if you get food stamps, or are on Medicare, or Medicaid, or receive Social Security, this is now what you should look like.BUT — he DID give giant tax breaks to PEOPLE WHO OWN MULTIPLE GOLF COURSES AND PEOPLE WHO OWN GIANT REAL ESTATE COMPANIES, SPECIFICALLY… In an AMAZING coincidence, TRUMP fits into BOTH of those categories, so this is what he, the entire GOP, and the billionaires whose butt-plugs they orally sanitize look like.He got rid of all regulations that irked uber-rich lobbyist monsters, who don’t need our air or water to survive. He gave you Scott Pruitt, the environment’s natural predator, to “protect” the environment. YOUR environment. So, — if you have children, now would be a great time to take many pictures of them outside, so that they can try to explain to THEIR children what “outside” was like, as they huddle in underground silos.
Oh, if you attended Trump rallies, and carried Trump signs, and trolled people on Facebook for Trump, how LUCKY you must feel! Oh, your cup must runneth over. I bet when you cast your vote you were all excited thinking: “He’s gonna spend 90 MILLION A YEAR PLAYING GOLF THREE TIMES A WEEK, — AND he’s gonna restructure the economy so 1/6th of it goes to the 700 richest families in America, — AND he’s going to hurt the poor, and the middle class, and cut all social services, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!! WOO HOO!!! IN YOUR FACE!”