Traditional Born Again Christian families like mine celebrate the Holidays with great food, gossips, and some games. Yes, there is no drinking. I mean there is wine my mom allows us to drink, but if you drink at least two glasses of it, she will start nagging you about how much of a drunkard you are. Nobody wants to be shamed like that for a harmless drink, so it's a no-no. However, despite my family's "pureness" which extends from that mere drink down to frowning upon premarital sex (can't believe it's still an issue for them), they still somehow ironically enjoy dirty-themed games in our annual New Year's Day mini party at home as if they were like grade school students hearing the words penis and vagina in reproductive class for the first time and laughing at it like crazy.
Now, I am here to show you how those games work so that maybe you could try it too...
1. Eat the Banana
The two players there are our maids whom we always give a chance to earn extra money by joining these games every New Year's Day. As you can see, there is a string whose one end is tied around their toes and another end holding the bananas hanging on that metal right there. The rule is that whoever manages to eat the entire banana without using their hands but just their legs to bring it close to the mouth gets to win the game.
Everyone found it funny because of how they looked like monkeys whose mouths looked like they were performing a challenging blowjob.
Girl in red won because the other one's banana flew away due to her harsh leg movements.
2. Grab Him!
This game was really funny. See, there are two boys assigned as "posts" (the one in the right is my younger brother by the way). 5 paper clips were attached to each of the boys' bodies while the two blindfolded girls were challenged to collect all five to win. The catch was that there were paper clips attached to these boys' crotch areas, and as you can see there are bananas placed on there to prevent the girls from touching the real deal or getting them to think they were really grabbing them at least...
3. Dive into Her Lap
In this game, it is now the boys who were blindfolded. The challenge was that each boy has to dive into the girl's lap assigned to them and eat all those extremely cool Mentos candies really quickly without using their hands, as in just their mouths. The one who finishes first--mouth all clear--wins. My younger brother won. He was so desperate to get some cash to buy himself a new PS4 game. Gamer guys...
Bonus Moment
Me entering 2018 like
