These here screenshots are full of fun stuff, right? Anyone in IT will agree that they absolutely love when someone comes to them and asks, "what does all of this mean?"
Answer....what, line by line? How about I just give you a summation, your Laptop has herpes and suggest dumping her before you get it yourself. She's been cheating on you for a while, thank the good lord all you did with her was snuggle, I wouldn't even hold her hand if I was in your shoes (because I hear that you can get the Herpes from holding hands..hehehe).
