I'm trying to be hip and shit and write an open letter to my boss because it's all the rage 6 months ago. Just ask all my female friends (if I have any).
Dear boss,
After almost getting to $8000 per coin, Bitcoin (BTC) is finally getting corrected. Holy shizzle for nizzle, the swing in mere hours. Some people would call you stupid for selling at 7500$ but not me. I see that you are a man wise beyond your years. Had only you showed the same wisdom at your regular work. Then again, I'm not one to hold grudges for I always believe in "vengeance is best served cold".
With the Segwit2x getting cancelled momentarily (I think?), the big boys of crypto decided to pump BCH and ETC. If you hold money in BCH and ETC, you are a richer man than you were before. Material, not personality wise, I would venture. Maybe next time when you were trying to buy crypto during meeting, you should put some into those two. I heard they're solid investment. I did my research by reading 10 minutes on Reddit and then another 5 minutes glancing through daily news. The same due diligence that you did when you told me to buy EOS. I bet you I'll buy a Lambo if this turns out to be true. If not, a Honda Civic is probably OK, too.
In writing you this letter, I was hopeful to get an illicit response out of you. Something along the line of "You moron, put all your money in "insert random coins here", you'll make 5000% returns in 3 months" would be very helpful. It is very useful to me to know where you're going with your money so I can do the opposite. It works when I have to follow your orders, no matter how stupid and condescending they are.
All in all, I hope everything is going OK since I left. You can keep the bonus you promised me last year and this year as well. You'll probably need it more than I do since I only make 3 times my salary for the company in a month. If only I could earn 10 times my salary for the company, maybe then I could get the bonus.
Does not reflect real and/or actual person, especially not Jason Lee. The stories are completely made up and do not relate to any real events. If it does, then it is mere coincident.
p.s: Unrelated click bait meme "borrowed" from the Internet - Best meme ever
