OK so the 3 to 4 people that read my posts will know I've been a bit under the weather so far this year. You see my wife came down with a nasty flu like bug at Christmas and being the season of sharing and giving she gave it to the rest of us.
5 people, 1 house, paint a large X on the front door to inform everyone the infected live here.
Now the place where we live has seen everybody know someone who has been ill, they talk about it because this bug just lingers for weeks. Just when you think you're getting better it comes back even stronger. Now how is a winter bug related to me having a tiny speaker in my ear?
About a week ago I had my revenge of the bug as it began a new offensive on my weakened immune system and one of the battle grounds was my right ear. After the initial pain every time I moved, coughed or sneezed the bug turned to a sound attack and created a constant ringing in my ear. Now after about a day of this constant noise pollution the bug unleashed a new tactic. Everything I hear is repeated a fraction of a second later by a speaker deep within my right ear. It's like sitting next to someone with headphones on. This is very strange as I clearly hear the repeat and something I've never experienced before, my wife has the same thing going on so these winter bugs are evolving rapidly and now have entered a new level of being able to design and build new technology to attacking us.
Another explanation is these winter bugs have been created by evil scientists and their ability to create technology has been programed into them.
Well this is my warning to the world, winter bugs are learning new ways to attack us, the war against our immune system has gone up a gear and we are not prepared to fight this new threat.
Now to make snot a tag on steemit because I can.