Hey Justin Chew-toes, its Strokie the Fish-head coming back at you with another one. So, I recently had a friend have to quit their job due to ongoing medical reasons and go on Alberta Works for temporary financial support, and in order to do so, the government makes them take several BS online courses that are obviously (in my opinion) made for either 3rd grade students, or for all the immigrants you bring into the country because it’s the most basic of the basic of knowledge about banking, like difference between a checking and savings account, and as well as how to budget for things like a future car bill. I sat with them for moral support to do a few of these like 9 different 40- or 45-minute courses and we laughed and laughed all the way through. We laughed because here you the government are making people go through this so they can get like $900 a month to attempt to live off, when you yourself, sir, with all due respect, are too stupid to budget 3 bananas @ 90 cents a piece for 3 monkeys when you have a total of $4.00. So, since you want to sit here and claim that many Canadians spend time with friends and family during the holidays, which is obviously true, it’s the holidays you freaking doughnut. but what’s untrue, is that they rack up 90 grand in taxpayers debt, or need to spend 90 grand in entitlement, in doing so, you cauliflower-goof. Here is a personal example and my Alberta Works budgeting course at work for you, sir.
In the last 11 years, despite all of my accomplishments, and the legacy ive built, with no money, I have gone on one singular vacation outside of Canada, and like you, I spent it with friends which is why it was only like $400 for the time share and all-inclusive resort. So, $400 for the resort. The plane ticket to Mexico I believe was also about $400. I remember the flight was cheaper to Mexico than it was to Ontario which was shocking to me. So, I’m at a total of $800 dollars so far, sir. Then when I left to the airport, I had to get high as a kite because I was all sad and depressed that I was going on vacation, and I only had $250 cash in my wallet for spending money, and it was my last opportunity to medicate for a week. Because of my decision to use my medical cannabis before going through airport security, you know I got swabbed and tested by the Ion scanner on my way through security. However, despite my frown, my friends assured me it was all okay, everything we really needed was already bought and paid for, except for the rental car my buddy was going to rent, so I really didn’t need much money. Luckily, on one of our first nights there, we went to the casino, and where my friends didn’t, I ran pretty lucky at the poker table, and on my trip, I was able to spend about $2-300 including drugs at the pharmacy for pain management because I couldn’t bring my prescribed pain medication aka cannabis, and was in agonizing pain within 2 days. But after all that, I still came home with $50 Canadian, oh I also got this cool bracelet from the guy selling zero-calorie doughnuts, check it out. * show F T bracelet?* So, by my stroke having, high-school drop out, fish in my head math and budgeting, I was able to go on vacation with my friends for a week for about $1000, which took me MONTHS to save for on disability, and I only could because I was shorting my mom cash on rent, that she wasn’t even charging me and I was hiding said cash in the closet. Sure, I’m only one person, so multiply that 1k by how many members of your family you go on vacation with, BOOM there’s your Alberta Works vacation budget, bitch, I mean, sir. No, I definitely mean, stupid ass bitch. You destroyed my Canada, f*** you.
So, prime sinister, mister Chew-toes, or whatever your international toe sucking name is that other countries call you when you take better care of every other country’s people before your own, and leave us Canadians behind. I have a few questions for you, including but not limited to, were you this bad of a math teacher as you were a drama teacher? Like did you divide your drama class as much as you have divided Canada? Did you blow the entire schools budget on that one drama class because you felt compelled to invite the home Ec class from Russia, the shop class from Ecuador, and the welding class from India to join, to the point the original students taking your drama class are left questioning why the f they are even there anymore? And just for your inadequate intelligence math teaching recollection, to divide something, is the process of taking something and breaking it into smaller parts, just in case you missed that wherever you got your supposed education. Like I don’t even have one and here I am trying to get it through to your dumb pharmaceutical company pimped head that 2+2 does not = 7, well, actually, maybe it does after you tax it. Greedy shmuck.
