As we come near the end of Movember, I'm here to give an ode to mustachios. Regrettably, I don't have enough power to promise a reward to anyone, but I'm encouraging you to show off your facial mandom. Because whiskey seconds are always best served on a whisker.
Do you think you have what it takes to join Tom Selleck, Ron Swanson, and Sam Elliott in the lady-tickler club?
Comment below with a picture of your mustache, and/or upvote your favorite mustaches!