For those of you who have been on Steemit for a year or more, have you gone back to read through your early postings? I have made between 300 and 400 wisecracks, jokes, and other snappy bits since last November. In this From the Grave series, I scroll deep into the past, sort through the confusion, and re-offer my favorites.
Thank you.
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When you toil on Steemit for three months, then see an introduction post that earns more than the value of your entire account:
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Like Wet Logs
How many of you mushed a team of sled dogs? I have. It cost hundreds of dollars in front end damage to my vehicle.
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In Search of...
...Steemit companion. No bots please. This lonely minnow enjoys long scrolls through the blogfeed and shared curation awards of .005 and more. Who knows? If it goes well, maybe we send one another pics of our real selves. Ha ha wink wink...I know. I move too fast sometimes.
Earlier, I said no bots. However, I am bot-curious. I would try. I just don't know if I can commit.
Must have 50 or better reputation. A large Steem Power delegation also will not hurt your chances.
Love you... ha ha wink wink...
I mean, thank you.
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Sex
As a young man, I knew very little about sex. Then I met an experienced lady. She told me that a good lover always has a "finishing move," his personal signature, that he performs at climax to please a woman in bed.
Well, what did I know? I thought about it a long time. Finally, I tried it out. I chose the pile driver.
I went without a lady friend for quite awhile after that.
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Drugs
I took a lot of drugs in the past, but they never had much effect. I tried them in various combinations. Still, nothing. For awhile, I tried them all together just to make sure. All it did was give me a headache.
I tell this to others: the doctors, the nurses, the orderlies, the security guards, my visitors, the other patient's visitors... I scream and spit and bite at them and none of them believe me.
Only Frank believes. But Frank walks through walls and speaks all seven hundred and fifty of the universe's languages.
https://steemit.com/humor/@acolucky/from-the-grave-the-best-of-acolucky-volume-1
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I nominate those of you who have been here awhile to find a bit of humor from their early days and repost it.