Probably NSFW for dildo-mic and really filthy naughty lyrics ;) Seriously, there is more dick in this song than you can shake a... penis at.
Lyrics by @amirtheawesome1 - 1/2 the SBD payout and 1/2 any prize earnings from this post will go to Amir. So don't be stingy with the updoots.
Original music, guitar, rusty trombone and vocals by @carlgnash
Safe For Work Cover Image:
And without further dudes, the Ballad of Jack and Bobby (lyrics below the video):
Lyrics by @amirtheawesome1. But I can't really blame him for this shit, I asked for all the penis. And I got it. Plus some!
The Ballad of Jack and Bobby - lyrics
I hang every day with Jack and Bobby
They know nothing of my secret hobby
Of sticking dicks in my mouth
I do it with some one on my bed
Getting deepthroat and giving head
That's what it's all about
Growers, show-ers and uncircumcised
Bigger, smaller and medium sized
Leaving my face looking like a donuts glazed
Kitchen, bathroom or by the shelf
I get on my knees looking like an elf
As they show love to my face
You ask me how I keep my skin smooth
I use a secret cream I milk from dudes
I like a men who is well endowed
To make me happy when the lights are out
I like it also when they call me Hannah
As I peal their dicks like a banana
Call it stupid, or call it dumb
But you can't say cirCUMcised without cum
I like them big and I like them small
Asian, white, or black, I like them all
I like it on my face or everywhere
Plus It's really good for my hair
Every night I go to their barn house
Bowl their corn and sow the seeds out
I wet their surface and milk their cows
I like to drive with manual sticks
I lie in bed at night ponder which to pick
Unpredictable, curvy or even Asian blurry dicks
I lie in bed at night ponder which to pick
Unpredictable, curvy or even Asian blurry dicks