You Might Have a Steemit Account If... ComedyOpenMic Round 10 - Upvote Give Away!!

Many of you are familiar with the “You might be a Redneck,” series of jokes made famous by Blue Collar Comedian Jeff Foxworthy. I would like all of you to join in and submit ideas for You Might Have a Steemit Account.

For example:

If you sit for three or more hours a shift posting quality content in the restroom at work, you might have a Steemit account.

Or,

If Facebook now reminds you of your local newspaper’s obituary section, you might have a Steemit account.

Or

If you send a text to a friend and, later, absent mindedly find yourself checking on how many upvotes it received and how much it is worth, you might have a Steemit account.

Probably, you can do better. Put it in the comment below and have fun and maybe an upvote or two! Thank you.

I nominate @choogirl and @tuwore, seconding the nominations from @samueldouglas and @diebitch respectively.

Update: We've already upvoted a few comments, keep them coming, we will come back and upvote more until the post is paid out.

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