I'm going to buy 2 SBI for the person who gets closest to the actual price of each of these: to be announced in next week's round.
How long will this contest run?
As long as I can keep it dumb, of course.
Everything here is 100% certified flea market useless crap!
but everything has a price, am'right?
SO WHAT WOULD YOU PAY FOR SOME OF THIS?
.....ITEM NUMBER 1.....
A CLOCK FOR ALCOHOLICS
Did you know that my state has a drinking problem?
Because it doesn't. I don't know what would give you that idea.
This is the perfect gift for someone to subtly say, "I think you have a problem, but I don't care enough to help you figure it out. Good luck buddy."
It would also hang beautifully at work, preferably right above the employee punch clock.
.....ITEM NUMBER 2.....
THE MOST CONFUSING ROAD SIGN
Go either left or right? How should I know, I'm a sign.
Appears to have sustained some damage, possibly from someone on the way home from their 11 A.M. happy hour.
For a great Youtube video, hang this sign up at a 4 way roundabout.
For episode two, turn it sideways and hang it in front of a bridge.
(Not legal advice)
Did you know that there are a special breed of people who steal road signs?
The vigilante who freed this treasure might have been doing the world a favor, however.
Put your guesses for the prices of item number 1 and item number 2 in the comments!
These are the prices for last week’s items:
@hockney managed to be closest to Marilyn's price, with his guess of 28.95 despite
being from the UK I have to convert to Steem and then back out to USD, allowing for Brexit, the clocks changing next weekend and the fact that I whizzed away all my money on a game on kickstarter
(That and having to figure out a price for a controversial cardboard American actress from last century).
@guiltyparties was closest to the price of an empty butter box with his guess of $8.00.
Did I say close? I meant exactly right.
Who would have thought that the price of a life sized Marilyn Monroe and an empty butter box would be only $2.00 apart?
@veryspider is running Team of Two contest, where you find an artist/writer to collaborate with on an entry.
@dollarsandsense runs "definitely not a cards against humanity" contest to fill in prompts with random Wikipedia articles
@corpsvalues is running Cartoon-off/Caption this to either draw an original cartoon or caption one.
Did I miss yours? Mention this one, and the favor will be returned?
I’d like to nominate @guiltyparties to let us know what he is guilty of.
I'd like to also nominate @hockney to make me LOL again at what seemed like a racist joke directed at the British. But that wouldn't make sense. How could that be a thing? Nevertheless this dumb American chuckled pretty hard.