I'm going to buy 2 SBI for the person who gets closest to the actual price of each of these: to be announced in next week's round.
How long will this contest run?
As long as I can keep it dumb, of course.

Everything here is 100% certified flea market useless crap!

but everything has a price, am'right?

SO WHAT WOULD YOU PAY FOR SOME OF THIS?

.....ITEM NUMBER 1.....

MERMAID LAMP WITH SEASHELL LAMPSHADE

Clearly a one of a kind item.
A must-have for the mermaid enthusiast!
The one exposed breast of the mermaid seems to have been touched quite a bit. Just sayin'.
Are you ashamed to be a mermaid collector?
Because this mermaid looks ashamed to be a lamp.

.....ITEM NUMBER 2.....

TACTICAL PINK CUTLERY

What better way to say "I can be both tough and girly" than while wielding a knife?
For an experiment, send your husband camping with no knives except these and then ask his friends how long he tried to cut through his grisly steak with the side of his fork before giving in and using the pink knife.
The perfect blade to use when trying to avoid being seen while cutting your steak at Victoria's Secret.
Comes with a "lifetime limited warranty"... like a Twinkie!

Put your guesses for item number 1 and item number 2 in the comments!

These are the prices for last week’s items:

You will notice that both price tags were discounted so I will be going off the discounted price.
@hockney pulls off a sequel win with his guess of $6.99 placing him .97 under the listed price. I'd like to point out that @dollarsandsense guessed .98 over the listed price making it a very close race. I can't help being impressed by @hockney's close guesses while being used to working prices in UK money. (pound sterling?)
@sharanaithal guesses the exact price of the road sign at $20.00!
Both winners have had 2 SBI purchased for them.

Here are some other contests being run by excellent Steemians
@veryspider is running Team of Two contest, where you find an artist/writer to collaborate with on an entry.
@dollarsandsense runs "definitely not a cards against humanity" contest to fill in prompts with random Wikipedia articles
@corpsvalues is running Cartoon-off/Caption this to either draw an original cartoon or caption one.
Did I miss yours? Mention this one, and the favor will be returned?

I’d like to nominate

@artonmysleeve, to keep me chuckling and fascinated with his anecdotal stories of life in the UK
@lildebbiecakes to step up to the comedy mic and share some of her original cartoons with this funny crowd.