I was nominated to participate by @linnyplant. I did once try an actual open mic, but as @techslut said, it came out as more of an interesting talk than funny jokes. It was brutal. So, let's go!
I've been functionally asexual - AKA ace - for a few years now, and let me tell you, the amount of time saved is enormous.
Not just doing any sexual related activities, but thinking about it. I used to think about sex, like, all the time. Now? I'm likelier to think about literally anything else. I'm likelier to think about how ridiculous it is that narwhals exist than about getting it on.
Seriously, though. How is a whale unicorn even a thing? (image credit: wikimedia)
Also? It makes being a male feminist activist and ally easier! Because when the trolls claim I'm just doing it in the vein hope of getting some, I can honestly explain how that's not an option.
I love the word "Ace." I kinda want to be a pilot, just so I could automatically be an ace pilot!
Actual ace pilot Alexander Vraciu. (image credit: wikimedia)
At about the same time I became functionally asexual, I also started to realize I'm bi. Which is great! Now I can be equality uninterested in having sex with all genders!
I nominate @tessaragabrielle and @techslut to participate.
