As ever you're ability to entertain, educate and enthrall is thoroughly enjoyable.
I love you like the dog I never had, who constantly would chase his tail and yet never catch it. I didn't spend hours watching him twist like a snow shoe in a sand dune. Nor did I ever take him down to the park to watch him not hump the shit out a local squirrel. Ordinarily I'd consider it rape, but the squirrel kept coming back, so either it was love or Stockholm syndrome. But we weren't living in Oslo at the time so that wouldn't make any sense if it was.
RE: Comedy Open Mic Round 44 : OVER THE SILVER SKY TO THE WORLD OF NEVER : Part 104 - In Danger Of Being Seriously Killed.