Comedy Open Mic Round #19: Do it Right the First Time (How to make a pbj)

Learn how to make a peanut butter and jam sandwich while avoiding the common pitfalls of sandwich making!

Are you having problems spreading your peanut butter? Do you have difficulties knowing how to wipe the excess jam off the knife? Learn how to make a perfect peanut butter and jam sandwich, while also avoiding the common pitfalls that often accompany this very basic activity:

• the spread of deadly diseases to your family
• rhodents getting in the jar
• insects getting int the jar

Outtakes...

(I nominate @mistermercury and @bethalea)

Contest is found here