Grandes e importantes noticias cubrieron esta quincena nuestros valientes reporteros a continuación les mostramos las noticias de nuestros escritores internos:
Great and important news covered this fortnight our brave journalists. Below we show you the news from our internal writers:
In this report, @asdrubal shows us the magical truths that have been affecting Latin American services and how our politicians must face great challenges between equinoxes and aluxes.
Como segundo reportaje, el mismo autor nos habló del azote inflacionario que ha repercutido gravemente en el valor de nuestras monedas y claramente en nuestro ánimo.
As a second report, the same author told us about the inflationary scourge that has had a serious impact on the value of our currencies and clearly on our minds.
Finalmente nuestro paranoico director, @zenkly, nos hablo del fin de los tiempos en steemit ante el azote los SteemMonsters.
Finally our paranoid director, @zenkly, told us about the end of time in steemit before the scourge the SteemMonsters.
El fin de los tiempos se acerca / The end of the time is coming
Pero no solo hubo grandes noticias de éstos escritores, también los reporteros de la comunidad nos entregaron chismes de lo mejor. Les presentamos ahora a los tres mejores, mismos que hemos decidido premiar por su gran vocación.
Not only was there great news from our internal writers, but community reporters also gave us the best gossip. We present to you now the three best ones, which we have decided to reward for their great vocation.
Tercer Lugar / Third Place
El tercer premio, de 3 SBD, lo ha ganado @disguarpe. En su reportaje nos ha hablado de las batalles de 3 héroes mundiales que en su exploración del planeta Chimichanga han estado al borde de la muerte por Snu Snu.
The third prize, of 3 SBD, has been won by @disguarpe. In his report he told us about the battles of 3 world heroes who in their exploration of the planet Chimichanga have been on the verge of death by Snu Snu.
El segundo premio se lo lleva @leveuf. 5 SBD directos a su bolsillo. Nuestro valiente reportero no solo ha traído las noticias, sino que ha ayudado en el rescate del mismísimo creador Facebutt, Mark Zuckerberg para que después de su traspiés con Calambrich Alasiátyca venga a obtener salvar su restante humanidad en Steemit.
The second prize goes to @leveuf. 5 SBD direct to your pocket. Our brave reporter has not only brought the news, but has helped in the rescue of the very creator Facebutt, Mark Zuckerberg so that after his misstep with Calambrich Alasiátyca he comes to save his remaining humanity in Steemit.
Y el primer premio de 7 SBD es para... @jcalero. Chísmoso y comprometido, se ha infiltrado en las filas de vaticano para traernos las últimas nuevas para las reformas de la iglesia católica, donde habrá cielo para los comunista y bonos carnales para los buenos sacerdotes.
And the first prize of 7 SBD is for ... @jcalero. Chismatic and committed, has infiltrated the ranks of Vatican to bring us the latest news for the reforms of the Catholic Church, where there will be heaven for the communists and carnal bonuses for good priests.
Nueva Encíclica amenaza un nuevo cisma en la Iglesia Católica
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To finish this report we share the complete list of the news we receive.
That is all for this occasion, we hope you will follow this initiative closely as there will be new, funny and acid news for you.
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