A love Story Turned Sour !
A love Story Turned Sour !
HF19 and Steemit meet at a very young age. HF19 wasn't Steemit's first love but he may of been her best. They had many good times together and shared the love with their children spreading post rewards to the authors and curators alike. They were such a strong couple with plenty of Voting Power and Bandwidth to go around. Then came the new kid on the block. The ol so cool HF20.
HF19 could see Steemit's eyes wondering when-ever HF20 passed by. There was even a brief moment when Steemit went missing for a few hours in mid September and HF19 suspected Steemit had run off with HF20. HF19 didn't know it at the time but that is exactly what Steemit did. Luckily for HF19 he still had some friends on his side and they talked Steemit into returning to HF19 and their love for each other was rekindled.
HF19 and Steemit's new rekindled love didn't last long as Steemit's eyes started to wonder again. HF20 just looked so cool. He had all the MANA a girl could ask for and just look at that RC ..... How could HF19 compete with that.
It was only a mere week or two before Steemit left HF19 again and this time for good. HF20 was a jealous boyfriend and made Steemit throw away all of HF19 things that was left behind from their relationship. Voting Power ... trashed .... use my Mana said HF20. ..... Bandwidth ... who needs that .... Use my Resource Credits said HF20. We give too much to our children, HF20 Said, " From now on we take some rewards back during the first 15 minutes of post creation ".
Soon Steemit was unrecognizable as its children began fighting among themselves. WE WANT HF19 Back ..... Stop taking our rewards ... We Can't Post ....... WTF is MANA .... this went on for days until things begin to settle down and acceptance was attained. Feelings were hurt and enemies made but for better or worse HF20 is here to stay .... at least until Steemit's eyes start wondering again.
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Disclaimer : It's rumored that Steemit regrets her decision and if you listen closely you can hear her whales late at night muttering for HF19 to return.
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Comedy Open Mic Comedy - Round 33.
As per contest rules I must nominate two other Steemians.
My two nominations this week are @jarunik and @doctorcrypto