@jerrybanfield, he’s the best
Because of him I did invest
My life savings in a scheme
To quadruple the price of STEEM
Jerry, Jerry, why did you hurt me so?
Jerry, Jerry, off to the moon we go!
He’d shill STEEM standing, he’d shill it lying
If STEEM had wings, he’d shill it flying
I needed more so I took out a loan
In retrospect I should have known
Jerry, Jerry, why did you hurt me so?
Jerry, Jerry, I don't have weak hands, you know.
My life was perfect, played bidbots with flair
And had sweet dreams at night of @ned’s perfect hair
But sweat-equity failed, proof-of-brain did choke
I bought the peak and now I’m broke
Jerry, Jerry, why did you hurt me so?
Jerry, Jerry, why are ROI's so low?
But Jerry, he will find a way
To live to shill another day
He’ll wait until the dump’s forgotten
Then dig STEEM up and shill it rotten!
Jerry, Jerry, why did you hurt me so?
Jerry, Jerry, if you vote for me I'll follow!
(All together now!)
Jerry, Jerry, why did you hurt me so?
Jerry, Jerry, off to the moon we go!
Edit: Forgot to nominate some new victims participants. Clearly @jerrybanfield deserves a chance to roast me back, so there's one. And the other has to be @walden, who I think has untapped, if somewhat dark, comedic talent.
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