👽You are wasting
precious time, good people of SpaceShipEarth. Your end is soon if you don't wise up "FAST". A killer comet is coming that will cause planet-wide devastation, the Yellowstone SuperVolcano is going to erupt plunging the planet into a decades-long volcanic winter (NO FOOD!), and, as if that wasn't enough to keep you worried 24/7, you are headed towards global nuclear war, and that could happen as early as tomorrow.
The global nuclear war on your doorstep problem is, of course, the most pressing one of the three killers. And, actually, it is not that difficult to fix. It is just an education problem. You have to go to the Big Guy and explain to him that the Cold War ended 3 decades ago and planet Earth has moved on to become SpaceShipEarth, and the people of SpaceShipEarth are MindLinking as one cooperating SuperEntity via the internet to become a SpaceAge SuperWorld building DragonFly Asteroid Miners in orbit to INVADE THE ASTEROID BELT. Invading Ukraine or any other country is pathetically insane. You don't need the Big Guy's permission to stop killing each other. Just STOP.
Join the CometForce, a borderless MindForce with mission to build the CometShield to save HumanKind from the next-coming killer comet that is coming.
http://mindsnapnow.com
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