👽Alien's SuperMessage to SuperHumans of SpaceShipEarth: We have annexed the entire asteroid belt and everything in between including the sun, and we give it all back to you as a birthday present commemorating the birth of your SuperWorld on SpaceShipEarth. Congratulations. You are now standing at the beginning of the age of the DragonFly Asteroid Miner and you will soon become a thousand times more powerful INVADING THE ASTEROID BELT and harvesting the staggering wealth of the asteroids to turn them into millions more Asteroid Miners. And (as a kind of side issue) the DragonFly Asteroid Miners will all be part of the CometShield that will save HumanKind from the next-coming killer comet that is coming. Refuse to be like the dinosaurs who foolishly did not advance the rocket science that could have saved them... mindsnapnow.com
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