Hey there Steemers! Years ago, for whatever reason, I started tweeting and writing haiku's about Marvel's Spider-Man. I thought it was funny, and still do in fact. Even though I don't know why. So I started to post some haikus about Superheros on another blogging platform I used, and never really used the site after a few installments. Steemit, however, seems like a PERFECT place for them, so I will be reviving my little series here! Below are the ones that started it all (Originally posted here: https://geeks.media/we-need-a-haiku-to-save-us-spider-man) Enjoy!
He Stopped a Mugger
Knocked Out Doctor Octopus
Forgot his homework
His web shooters jam
The boy falls from a great height
Will he fix the jam?
Swinging High Above
The Young Boy Surveys New York
He Spots a Mugging
J.J. Jameson
Turns Red And Screams At Peter
"He Is A Menace!"
SpiderMan is Toast
The Shocker Finally Has Him
"Game Over WebHead!"
The Rhino Is Loose
"Where Is SpiderMan?" they ask
The Masked Boy Appears
Flash Picks On Parker
But Thompson Loves SpiderMan
Oh, the irony
He Know’s MJ’s sad
But Kraven Has hostages
“Great power” and such
Uncle Ben Goes limp
“I should of stopped that mugger”
And so it begins
Mysterio’s back!
He’s kidnapped the mayor's son
Where is SpiderMan?!?
THANK YOU FOR READING! Let me know what you think! Feedback appreciated!