I have sent the Judge (my daughter) all the rhymes. I don't send the names so she only reads the rhymes. She will pick a winner who will receive 2sbd with a runner up 1sbd. I will post winners tomorrow and pay once this post has been posted.
FUNDAY
EASTER
CHICKEN
I have a bitter memory on Monday ..
That's the most historic day of my life ..
Certainly not Funday I mean ..
I was almost shot by Indonesian soldiers who fought against the Aceh Separatist Movement ..
But my Chicken died shot by their bullet ..
This MONDAY, is the time that brings me the best FUNDAY
I looked at the cause of my happiness for this day;
and the cause is EASTER! He has risen.....
I will not wait to do the needful on this day because I'm happy
And because I'm happy, the CHICKEN has been sentenced to death!
EASTER Sunday was a FUNDAY...
Then it was MONDAY...
It was mundane...
Until I had a thought that was funny...
"Do Easter eggs come from a CHICKEN and a bunny?"
It's a cool and calm Monday.
The sight of shrieking Owl made my Funday.
I was lost hunting when I realised I have been missing the merriment of Easter.
I was delighted on getting home meeting a delicacy sauced with Chicken.
Everyone likes to eat Chicken, so do I ..
Monday may be a good day to enjoy it ..
It does not have to be on Easter Day.
Because enjoying the chicken together is a very nice thing ..
Especially one thigh eaten together ..
I threw a CHICKEN and to break his legs.
It happened on MONDAY the yesterday.
I was annoyed that she ate the cake on my desk.
I will prepared it to celebrate EASTER ..
Because of the incident made me unable to get through a FUNDAY..
You create a contest on Monday.
That means it's a fun day for you ..
For me it's not just monday and other days more fun day.
But the big days like eid mubarak and Easter are the more fun..:D
It’s Easter weekend
I should be relaxing
It doesn’t pan out
My workload is maxing!
Friday, it’s stocktake
Not Hot Cross Bun Day
Saturday, it’s baking,
And shopping – not a Funday.
Sunday, a party,
Now that days a winner!
Monday – birthday eve,
And chicken for dinner.
My worst day of every week is Monday
I usually wake up with some knots in my Stomach
May be due to anxiety to face a new week of stress
Or better still anger due to the shortlived Sunday
Yes, I love Sundays because they are always Funday
The thoughts of the fried rice eaten with Chicken is still fresh.
I almost got off my bed before I realised this Monday is like no other.
Yes, it's Easter Monday and a holiday.
I guess the previous Funday enjoyed on Sunday Will be Extended to this Monday with some barbecue Chicken.
I woke up this Moday morning
To notice everywhere is state of tranquility.
I evenly recall that yesterday was Easter.
Where Chicken and other animals were slaughtered
It was a Funday for all celebrants.
To help all celebrant and non celebrant alike, Monday was decleared a holiday
For those who had little or no fun yesterday to make it a Funday today
To equally have the opportunity to take Chicken to slaughter house
For merriment and Easter continuty.
The CHICKEN got into the house and got on the table, that MONDAY was a FUN DAY, because we had to chase it everywhere. That night of PASCUA we had chicken with potatoes!
On Monday I'm waiting for you at a Restaurant ..
Because I want to invite you to eat Roast Chicken ..
But you are not present on that exciting day.
So I was forced to spend Easter day alone without you
I really like the day MONDAY, because every Monday there is a flag ceremony at my school ..
If I do not follow the ceremony, then I will be punished by burning CHICKEN for the food of the ceremony participants ..
My alarm clock bawks like a chicken in the yard,
Waking up on a Monday is Oh so very hard!
But wait! It's Easter, I don't have to leave my bed,
What a funday I'll have writing poetry instead!
Monday is a very fun day for workers.
Because on Monday everyone is busy with his job ..
Some even forgot to cook Chicken because leaving for office ..
Then they just found out the day after Easter was over ..
Grudgingly, i woke up on a Monday
but I decided to go for a run today,
instead of sleeping in like it's Sunday
but reality has to ruin my Funday
because I lost a precious holiday
As Easter was on a Sunday
and God chickened out of
giving a break on a week day
Thank you son-of-satire