Debunking Flat Earthtards 101
People who think Earth is Flat just can’t understand how, with all the evidence supporting flat earth, most normal people still think earth is ball. That’s where debunkers come in, we try and help these poor confused freaks understand that regular people do not fall for flat earthers evidence, even when its true. Its surprising how easy it is to be deceived by Flat earth debunkers, we tell normal people exactly how to think, and that’s why they keep coming back, it is not always easy to believe something that make no sense.
Flat Earthers Admit they may be WRONG.
People who claim Earth is Flat are often not even 100% positive of their own beliefs and like to try to show evidence to back up there so called beliefs, often admitting openly that if they are wrong, that its ok, no big deal. Most americans learned everything they know about our solar system in school on tv and in the movies, so it makes sense to continue to give important disinformation to those that want it, and please the majority right or wrong. The government always tells the "persons" exactly what they want them to know, what is right, and its just silly to think that the government would hide anything.
Flat Earthers Insist Evidence Matters
People who learn the Earth is Flat say that NASA uses harnesses and cgi to fake space. There seems to be a large number of videos in this particular genre of so called NASA LIES on youtube , often times proving fraud. This so called visual evidence of actual doctored NASA footage still is not sufficient reason to deny the moon landings for any person considered normal today, get some real evidence is what we debunkers say.
Flat Earth Always Obsessed with Truth
People who know Earth is Flat often mention that NASA openly admits that we no longer have the technology to go to the moon today, we lost it. Ooops, those are almost the exact words of NASA veteran astronot Don Pettit.
Looking Pathetic! is Enough for Flat Earthtards
Even though what he said doesn’t make any sense considering phones today are a million times more powerful than computers used in the Lunar Lander for the moon landing, debunkers like me just ignore these things. Its much easier than trying to prove something that looks like a bad high school science project went to space.
People who know Earth is Flat also point out that NASA has many instances of strange unexplained videos including water bubbles in space , stories of astronots almost drowning while on spacewalks, and even though these clips and stories happened, things like space are complicated, so its really best for debunkers like me to help explain why often we will just never be able to understand complicated things like gravity , we went to the moon trust me, it was on tv,.
And one more thing regarding astronots almost drowning on spacewalks, Being a debunker, what stands out is that not one but two astronots almost drowned on a spacewalks, it seems more than just coincidental that astronots train in pools and then two astronots almost die from drowning in space. This is obvious and outright fraud, but that’s why people trust debunkers, we all want to hear what we believe and then no one has to worry about where all that water is coming from in space.
Houston We have a debunking problem??
People who know Earth is Flat often think ignorance clouds normal peoples judgement. They claim that the saying that says when ships go over the horizon that the sails disappear from the top down is due to quote perspective, not because the ship is dropping below the horizon due to earths curve. This one is interesting for us debunkers because I found out it is true.
When I first heard this I was like no way, but I went to youtube and there are a TON of videos proving ships don’t go over the horizon, all you need is a telescope and you see them again , so me and a bunch of other debunkers got on and debunked them one by one, by just mocking the crazy flat earthers who made them. Most people don’t really listen anyway, so once they see a debunker smash down a weak young fawn flat earther they get brave and join us.!
Magicians can Make Elephants Disappear
Often people who know the earth is flat think they can trick you and try and use logic on you to confuse you from the deception, but usually everyone buys flat earth in the end because they were wrong and they didn’t know it. So be careful and listen to them so that you do not go back to the lies you were told. Flat earthers always say don’t trust me LOOK for yourself, debunkers take it too the real scientist and even though they are paid by the government I can tell you 100% the scientist are right, no need to bother yourselves with looking at the evidence, just keep focused on working and paying those taxes, we debunkers need this income.
There are many conspiracy debunker friends of mine who I respect more than even my most cherished career politician and lawyer friends. Education is so helpful in keeping your mind focused only on those things that really matter anyway, bank account, career, massive house, cars, having fun, these poor flat earthers think they are going to change the world just because water is flat.
Debunking flat earthers is often fun, they never stop with their confusion tactics, always denying gravity like we cannot even describe what it is, and even though Neil Degrasse Tyson says that we cannot even describe what gravity is, we all know that the moon is a 200 million miles away. It is very easy to calculate a 200 million miles and since nobody ever seems to bother really checking into it there is no need for evidence, and so all we know is that all these flat earthers have is evidence that supports their case, nothing else.
For conspiracy debunkers, one argument I have used many times to destroy the ball earth conspiracy is the "cocoon effect" the explanation offered without any proof that the atmosphere is connected to and literally moves with the earth as it spins. Just a small amount of effort leads to the conclusion this is an completely INSANE idea, but it does not matter, flat earthers need to learn it’s a numbers game us debunkers are playing, not an evidence game, so that’s why flat earthers get so many negative comments, us debunkers are not going to waste our time on evidence that weakens our case, its much more effective to just call these people names.
Debunking Flat earthers has literally become a job for me. I love it, I get paid big money to swat down these pesky little annoying freaks who can’t even use their own minds to imagine a world that we describe rather than reality. I do feel bad for some of us debunkers, often the Flat earthers bring up such crazy ideas usually with all kinds of rock solid evidence and even though there right and there really there is no way to counter them, its still just too easy to blast them down with some insults. In just a few minutes time, all kinds of people will be making fun of them and sometimes I do feel bad debunking them like that cause it is kinda like cheating but if I do not have any other way to go and their evidence backs me in a corner, that what I do and it works like magic everytime.
So keep trying to spread the TRUTH my flat earth friends and I’ll keep debunking you with my peanut gallery zombie army cheering for ignorance like the lunatics they are.
David Hicks
zoomtruth.com
New Egypt, NJ
Former zombie