Do you often make shitty comments to people's posts, hoping for an upvote and a follow? Do they just ignore you, or even flag you, thinking you're a bot? Well congratulations! This contest is for YOU!
WIN 5 STEEM!
That's right! You could WIN 5 steem, just for writing a shitty comment on this post!
Give me your most basic, shitty, unoriginal, crappy comment that you can muster, and YOU COULD WIN 5 steem!
All you have to do to enter is resteem this post, and comment the most shitty unoriginal piece of crap horrible comment that I won't even fucking remember that I got tomorrow, and I'll send you 5 steem if you win!
Considering Steem is currently going for around $7, that's no joke. Win $35 for a shitty comment? What could be easier?
You'll also likely get an upvote from me, just for contributing, which can be worth more than $1.
So, lets see those shitty comments!
Upvotes on my contest are appreciated as well, and will help me recoup the costs, but not necessary to join the contest.
Contest will conclude at time of post payout, to give it a full 7 days.

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