Hey, you! Yes, you! Stand still laddie! (Or lassie, as the case may be.)
Are you as sick and tired of bots as I am? Do you have three hundred followers, maybe seven of which engage? Well, I'm doing a contest for HUMAN followers. Not that any bots would apply, they just effing sit there in your followers list getting your hopes up that maybe there will be some more interaction on your next post.
How to enter:
- Breathe. Bots don't breathe.
- Verify that you are made out of flesh. Bots are made out of hopelessness and disappointment.
- Find some way to prove to me that you are not a bot.
- Comment here with that proof.
- Follow me once you're sure that you are not a bot.
I want human followers that aim for engagement. I post about gardening, home improvement, crypto, anarchy, and other stuff. I want to see posts like that in your profile because mutual interests and philosophies makes for engagement. If you're in disagreement with me, I would love to have someone with whom to debate and discuss things, especially about politics and philosophy.
Payout will be half of whatever SBD I earn between now and the payout for this post. I won't spend any, and y'all can verify that in my wallet. tyfys blockchain. You can pick if you want that as @steembasicincome shares or straight SBD. I'd take the shares if I were you, but that's why I am leaving it up to you.
It's open to current and new followers, but a new person is probably gonna win it. Just cause that's kinda what the contest is mostly for. I'll know new followers from @ginabot notifications.
Good luck, and have fun!
Stay relevant
Nate