Unlikely ways to break up with someone: make him/her a marriage proposal by falling down on your knees, looking in his/her eyes, open the little box which, instead of a wedding ring, contains a bloody, cut off finger (of course not a real one!) and say: "My love, as a proof of my deep felt love I want to gift you this finger I took from my ex. A mere ring, even made of pure gold and diamonds, would have meant nothing to me. I will be yours if you are mine. Will you marry me and stay with me in good times as in bad?"
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