Imagine...

this worldwide pandemic is suddenly solved by an alien invasion. Sure it seems great at first, but next thing you know people start freaking out again thinking it’s all too good to be true. Soon butt plugs around the world start getting bought up, as to protect humans from anal-probing from the extra terrestrials. Surely that’s why the aliens have arrived, not to save us. Instead the ETs must have came to extract our DNA through our anus. Obviously.

I’m sure all of my fellow humans agree that this is without a doubt what would occur.

What do you think?