saying: "Wanna make God laugh? Tell him your plans." me: "God, I plan on being single for the rest of my life." God: "Ok. Ask & receive, you forever-lonely fool. Ha ha."

By my calculations, we need to move our asses to Greenland ASAP

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Day 3 and going strong with tracking my progress!! Despite the marshmallow feet i managed to get in 7.5k steps!! Hopefully when this is all over i will clock much more!! Time to get some rest and gives

10,000 users a day, it would take 273 years to reach a billion users. 2 years we would need 1369863 accounts a day

I dislike talking on the phone and working in a bookstore has made me start to view the telephone as an instrument of torture. I think that some people have the philosophy: "have telephone, why not

May is IBD awareness month. Crohn’s disease and Ulcerative Colitis are the two diseases that are collectively referred to as Inflammatory Bowel Disease (IBD). These diseases (which are not to be confused

View post on dMania MAKE LIGHT OF SITUATIONS TO SHED LIGHT ON THEM... DON'T MELT... SNOWFLAKES.

#FunnyNotFunny !!!