We get to the meat of this potato, the unyielding and tight combat! But is it enough to save this game? Remember Advent Rising? Didn't think so! It's okay, we can still have fun and die about as much as

We are going to a new format, moving away from daily episodes. This is the first of convergence, the first of two episodes crammed into one feature-length film of outer-galactic exploration. Dlive is dead.

After meeting the "story's" antagonist, we are introduced to a whole new species to pollute our genetic waters with! The Ana.. anga.... Aliens sure do look like hooded vaginas, but we won't tell!

So we finally meet... my frenemy who kinda, sorta killed my dad... I will make sure he knows the green garbage man is a symbol of death and destruction, more-so than his own sickly, grey self. Fuck that

We got a new look! You like? I bet you do! Going back out, we got new planets to explore, new species to fuck, and an entire new galaxy to fuck up with harm. But why does it feel so lived in? Why are there

We got this sucker ready and now we have our first black mayor in Andromeda! Well, first mayor period, but he's black so we are making progress unheard of, no white alien can stop us! We turn on the

Peebeee is this... thing... that we found in the last episode! She's annoying as fuck! So we're sure to have a grand time searching for ancient underground Remnant infrastructure, grander than even that

Well, since we're here, might as well get this new ship's dick wet and take her out into Andromeda space! After Liam calls us Freddy, we're ready! We got the planet Eos to explore, so why are we fucking

Ooookay, now I see where this game is headin'... Right to the center of a brown hole... But we can still have fun, right? Right? Guys? Hello? Aww fuck you anyways, I can do this all on my own. I am a true

Have you heard about this game? It's like no one has ever talked about it, it's so weird... Well nothing good that is. But can there be a treasure in the trash? We all know Youtubers act like cartoon