The classic adage "It'll put hair on you chest" has led me to do some things that I'm not proud of. Looking back on all the things I've done, I should probably look like this:

I even took a dare to try to make it all the way around the Arkansas public toilet:

I think it burned off any chance of hair.

So, due to that, and some cruel trick of nature, I have not yet been granted the privilege.

Yet I have not lost hope and I've compiled a list, much like @acolucky's, that I'm sure will be my path to manliness. Here they are, and submit a few of your own as a comment for a chance to win 10 STEEM for the best and then 1 SBD to each of two runner-ups.

Top 7 "For sure to put hair on your chest":

1: Tell @hanshotfirst that The Hobbit was far better than The Lord of the Rings.

4 (I know that 4 doesnt come after 1 but I'm trying to keep with the Star Wars theme): Tell @notb4mycoffee that really the dad has the harder job as a parent

2: Tell @meesterboom that you "liked post much very... everyonebody love your post.... upvote and follow back and send 5o sbd to wallet... thnks"

3: Tell @idikuci that @trafalgar will never consent to posting an entry to #comedyopenmic

5: Tell @punchline that George Carlin's comedy is rather pointless

6: Tell @dj123 that his new profile pic is kinda weird

7: Make an entire contest like this and not give @acolucky full credit for his awesome idea

Nah even I cant do that last one. Thanks so much to @acolucky for his genius post that started me on it! Check it out here:

https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@acolucky/a-tribute-comedy-open-mic-round-3

Like I said earlier, submit a few of your own as a comment for a chance to win 10 STEEM for the top one and then 1 SBD to each of two runner-ups!

Thanks so much to @punchline for his incredibly generous donation of 8 STEEM to the prize pool!

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