I was really bored and had too much free time on my hands, so I generated this godawful short story. I had even more time left over at the end, so I found a site and made a hideously stereotypical novel cover. Enjoy, I guess.
Two Malicious Uncles Spriting to the Beat A Short Story by Noah Buttes Rebecca Snozcumber had always hated cold Falmouth with its blue, bad beaches. It was a place where she felt stressed. She was a