- It’s a Ponzi scheme.
- I missed the boat. All my friends are hilariously rich.
- Maybe I can get on the boat? It only just left the harbor...
- It’s gone. I missed it. I hope it crashes.
- Yeah it’s crashing! I will bask in schadenfreude.
- Some altcoins are still going up. Gah.
- F*** it I’m building an app.
- People love it! Let’s raise money. 🚀
- [Investor] “This is cool, but really I wish I’d put money into Bitcoin. Maybe I can still get on the boat?” 😞